The future is here.
From IoT to IIoT to I-I-I-IIoT (innovative, immersive, integrative, imagineered, internet of things), we are surrounded by embedded devices that support a range of applications, including aerospace defense, power grid protection, automated robotic systems for milking cows, and tamagotchis.
We have been seeking to capitalize on this burgeoning wave of industrial automation. To do so, we designed an embedded system so powerful, so exhaustively complicated that we lacked the ability to even develop it, at one point. After years of multi-billion-dollar R&D, we outsourced the development to create what is now officially known across the world as the Clusterenfluckulator (Version 1.3.37). Thanks to years of taxpayer money and brilliant outsourced labor, we have achieved near perfection in industrial automation.
At Clusterenflucklator, we are all about building teams, harnessing talent, and unleashing potential. We believe in stacking hands together to produce synergy and for teams to be physically touching for ultimate collaboration. We take pieces of a problem and put them together as a team to solve puzzles and achieve greatness.
Alexander James Applebaum, CEO
Lindsay Pickering, CTO
Chadwick Flutterby, CMO
Kimberly Maria Hyun, CFO
If you are looking to roll up your sleeves and break down complex problems with whiteboards, then this is where you want to be. At Clusterenfluckulator, we help you develop your professional self. Please see our parent organization’s site for more information:
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Unfortunately, we now face a problem. The Clusterenfluckulator (Version 1.3.37) is functioning inadequately
and the Nuclear Power Plant is suffering from decay. We’ve traced the technical bugs and still cannot determine
what is wrong. So, we are turning back to the open world to tap the minds of the most brilliant engineers on the planet.
Make Clusterenfluckulator Work. Make Plant Happy. Make Planet Safe.